This is my favourite thing.
"Your paper must be more than one page long!"
They know good and damn well…..
I heard certain persons were told to mispronounce my name to provoke. Look who didn’t take the bait.
I was sitting on my friends bed with her when she came out as gay
and I was looking through a Chinese food pamphlet
so I put it down, looked at her and said “I was going to suggest ordering food but I see now you’d prefer to eat out”
and I don’t think she’s ever really forgave me
This Southwest Airlines Flight Attendant is my new hero
people who call skinny girls ‘disgusting’ thinking thats a good way to show they support larger bodies
why get a job when you can sell oregano to middle-schoolers and tell them it’s weed