why the fuck am i crying
The floor is lava!
*casually asks crush when their birthday is so I can figure out their birth chart and see how to attract them and whether or not we’re compatible*
i get butterflies when i think about myself
Took 9 Valium this morning not a good cocktail for a full day
let’s play Did I Always Have That Personality Trait Or Did I Absorb It From A Character?
Bonus round: wait one fucking second isn’t that something my friend says and now I’m saying it too
and then there’s my favorite: Did I Get That From My Friend Or Did They Get It From Me?
50 shades of gay: the spin off
I idolize nurse jackie too much
I totally agree with the bitches that say that it’s confidence which makes you look sexy