I HAVE WAITED FOR THIS MY ENTIRE LIFE
might i just say
they spelled “kneel” wrong
January: Selfie Olympics
February: Flappy Bird
lets see how the rest of the year goes
March: No Oscar for Leonardo DeCaprio
sleepovers when i’m 10: omg guys we’re going to sTAY UP ALL NIGHT AND PARTY!!!!
sleepovers when i’m 15: if you fucking make a sound after midnight you’re leaving
cold fucking blooded
it’s not even about being a fan anymore
like i genuinely wish i knew them
i wish i had their numbers in my phone and could just casually call them up and ask to hang out or occasionally text them
tumblrs lookin 4 new interns
just hire the xkit guy i dont think u understand how much harder u are making things for yourself hire him hire the fucking xkit guy
today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”
to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older
they were going to get fakes to buy fish
i hate this website everyone’s hotter than me wtf
filling a bathtub with the substance, throwing the person you hate the most in the tub and throwing the ice cube in the tub right after …. it would be over
such evil minds in this place
i love this evilness
Nah, don’t just throw it in you gotta flick it dramatically over your shoulder without looking as you walk away, preferably with a darkly humorous one-liner.
"The cold never bothered me anyway"
I was not going to reblog that until the last line.