Why does the BBC insist on killing off the most loved main character at the end of every season. If there is one thing that life has taught me is that main characters don’t die in car accidents after their baby had just been born while the wound of lady sybil was still fresh

I actually consider myself an asexual now ‘cause I don’t really check people out and I never think about doing the sex because that isn’t all too enjoyable, but if someone were to be like me and want to date that’d be fine really
It’s kind of relieving because you don’t feel lonely because you don’t necessarily need someone there. You just own this nice pocket of a delusion reality that you can call home

I was literally confronted with looking at a glass of water and not being able to decide whether it was half full or empty and I felt like I had gazed into the untempered schism itself

kidouyuuto:

i broke up with my ex girl

heres her number

kidouyuuto:

SIKE

THATS THE WROOOOOONG NUMBA

Whoa I was just watching Merlin (I’m into season 2 now) and I almost didn’t catch the bit where Merlin woke Arthur up and he didn’t have his tunic on and ohhhh my gooood is he too sexy for his tunic

queenofhetalia:

unsexual:


I am the snake in my boot

JESUS CHSRT

HIS FACE

queenofhetalia:

unsexual:

I am the snake in my boot

JESUS CHSRT

HIS FACE

Really though why don’t I have more followers? Do I exude flatulence though my internet connection or do I just talk about my bowel movements too much?

nohetero:

“cars kill people too should we regulate those?”

um actually we do

just started watching this show and while I am loving it why the fuck does the father have to contradict every single thing, like is he the main antagonist of the series or what is his purpose other than to be the asshole shit fucker go to hell you stupid son of a bitch go find out what water smells like

you piece of shit

danceycorpse:

condescendingchristian:

this pic honestly says it all

image

I don’t know what I expected